I will make no claims that I am any sort of skilled gamer, but Skyward Sword was one of THE MOST INFURIATING EXPERIENCES OF MY LIFE and my right arm is totally shredded up with rippling muscles now. Thanks, clunky Wii motion controls.
Tumblr user: my mom said if this gets 23902930293 notes she'll finally let me see the sun
Me as i scroll past: The world is not a wish-granting factory
Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.
But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.








